The Uninvited Guest

 Our Beach Trip

My friend used to say, “You never know where your blessings are going to come from." Don't worry, this story has nothing to do with religion. Some people in the past has found using the word blessing in this type of content to be objectionable or offensive, At the risk of getting myself in trouble, I think I agree with him, especially after what happened on our beach trip. We were all 18 plus at the time this true story took place.

My sister Lisa's friend's boyfriend's brother, Tommy, showed up at my carefully planned beach trip without telling me and insisted on being a part of our trip while explaining he hoped it was okay since his brother had invited him. The car we planned on driving wouldn't hold all of us and our stuff so instead of being a dick (which was plan A) and telling him to fuck off, we drove two cars. Eric, his brother paid for gas as his punishment.

Lisa and Christi wouldn't ride separately, and Eric wanted to ride with Christi, so that left me with Tommy. A perfect stranger wearing an ugly ball cap climbed into my car with me. He was very excited because I had the coolest car he’s ever seen and he’s seen a lot of cars, apparently. I’m sure it had nothing to do with the four beers he'd consumed while we rearranged the cars.

We had been driving for maybe an hour, during which time Tommy told me all about his fitness regimen (involves staring at girls in yoga pants at the gym and occasionally lifting some free weights) or his mint condition (except for some rust) 1984 Ford something or other and the time he almost got backstage at a Coldplay concert, but he couldn't wait because he had to piss ("like a racehorse,") naturally.

I pulled into the first gas station I saw and sat in the car while Tommy went in to buy some things. I was enjoying the respite from the stream of slightly-drunken consciousness that I'd been subjected to for the last 75 or so miles. When Tommy climbed back in, he flashed his guns at me and stuck his tongue out at me. I almost asked him why did he do that but I decided against it because I didn't wanted him to stop talking. I had no such luck, quiet time lasted a total of 30 seconds. 

Twinks For Cash - Tommy

 Tommy's Photoshoot

Twinks For Cash - Zach

Zach's Photoshoot

 

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Joey

 

Ordering In

 

Casual Dudes

Ace Quinn has a favorite restaurant from which he orders consistently. The food is great, but the delivery boy is even better. You could even say he’s developed quite a crush on sexy Ethan Chase. It’s only when he sees him on the apps that the fantasies he’s built up in his head can finally become a reality!

Ethan’s enthusiastic attitude doesn’t stop when the package is delivered, and he ensures FULL satisfaction the next time he drops off Ace’s favorite order. Just the tip? Not this time! 

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The Next Door Neighbor

 How I Became Kevin’s Bitch

"What the fuck, Kevin?" I said as I walked into my bedroom, catching a friend of mine sitting on my couch completely naked masturbating to Mila Kumis going down on Natalie Portman in "Black Swan".

Making no effort to get up or stop what he was doing Kevin said, "How can you have this movie and not get horny man? This is almost as good as porn!"

"You can do whatever you want when you are in your own bedroom, but I don't want your naked ass all over my futon! Can't you go one night without jacking off?"

Kevin is my neighbor that I can't stand, but my parents are trying to force me to hang out with him because we go to school together and they are good friends with his parents. Two months ago, they made us have joint 18th birthday parties because we were born just 2 weeks apart. His parents are out of town for the night, so I ended up having to share my room with him because I have one of those bunk beds with a bed on top and futon on the bottom. I was not looking forward to spending the night with him, but my parents didn't really give me a choice. Maybe if they walked in now, they would understand why I'm not his biggest fan. I can't blame him for being horny because I sat in the exact same spot doing the exact same thing watching the exact same scene on more than one occasion.

"Hey, can I use your towel,” he asked?

I had completely forgotten that I was still wrapped in a towel after taking a shower. I hadn’t really thought about taking some boxers into the bathroom with me because I don't normally have to worry about having someone in my room. I wasn't too keen on stripping in front of Kevin, but I guess it couldn't be any worse than him sitting in front of me stark naked stroking his cock.

"What do you need it for?"

"I need somewhere to shoot my load!"

"Hell no! You aren't going to jizz in my towel! My parents make me do my own laundry, so I'd basically be wiping your cum all over my body the next time I take a shower."

"Would you rather me cum all over your couch?"