One Night In The Hot Tub

 Circle Jerk With The Fellas

I’ve been friends with Cody and Marc since third grade, so it was no surprise that the three of us went to the same college after high school. We lived in the same dorm on-campus for freshman year but the summer after, we got an apartment off-campus in this cool building with an indoor swimming pool and Jacuzzi. It was in the Jacuzzi one night that we discovered just how special our friendship with each other was. We were the only ones down there that night and it was late.

“Samuel, call Carmen and see if some of her girls can come through,” Marc said.

“Nah bruh,” I told him. “She went back home this weekend. She’s not coming back until classes start back up.”

“Damn and she got that phat booty too.”

“Hey, chill out dude. That’s my girl.”

“She does have ass though,” added Cody.

“I see I’m gonna have to kick both y’all asses tonight.” I laughed and splashed water on Marc.

“I’m horny as fuck,” he said.

Cody said with a chuckle, “You’re too much of a horn dog. Bruh you just finished jerking off fifteen minutes ago and you're horny already?"

"Screw you! I don't jerk it often because I have plenty of bitches that take care of me when I need it," he said.

“Dude, you know we can hear you, right? You jerked it three times yesterday and twice today so far, but I’m really surprised you haven't caught anything yet with as many chicks you bring back.”

“All my bitches are clean. You just hate the fact that I get pussy on top of pussy, hatin’ ass busters.”

My Summer Before College

 In my senior year of high school, I hung out regularly with four other guys. We were all a little nerdy and stuck to our friend group which was typical amongst all the less popular guys. However, all guys are the same when it comes down to being preoccupied with girls, sex, and of course our dicks.  

 
One Saturday we were hiking out in the hills, and it did not take long for the conversation to turn to girls and sex. We started to brag about how big our dicks were. From what I remember, a couple of the guys were exaggerating for sure. It turned into good-natured teasing and arguments.  

 
“Hey guys since we all think our dick is big, let’s compare them right now to see which one of us has the biggest dick,” I said. 

 

Everyone was down and willing to show their dicks to each other until I said, “Give me a second while I search for a good porn to play on my phone to make us get hard.”  

 

Everyone got quiet for a few seconds before the nervous laughter started. They were okay with showing their flaccid dicks but were very hesitant about having to get hard in front of each other.